1 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,363 Seven years ago this very night, 2 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,992 the clown prince of crime, the Joker, was born on this spot. 3 00:01:16,617 --> 00:01:18,911 Since then, Gotham has repeatedly been rocked 4 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:21,205 by the attacks of this criminal madman. 5 00:01:21,622 --> 00:01:23,916 Who is he? Where did he come from? 6 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:27,044 What diabolical scheme is he plotting even now? 7 00:01:27,211 --> 00:01:31,257 I'm Jack Ryder. Join me as we answer these questions and more 8 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:36,304 on Joker: The Madness Behind the Laughter. 9 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,849 His true identity unknown. 10 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,976 Operating under a variety of aliases, 11 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,562 a nameless gunsel began his criminal career 12 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:48,441 as a hit man for the Valestra mob. Then he struck out on his own. 13 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,234 - Formed a gang. - Come on, Bruce. 14 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,278 How many times do you have to hear this stuff? 15 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:57,533 - First target, the Ace Chemical Plant. - Oh, I forgot. Mr. Obsessive. 16 00:01:58,075 --> 00:01:59,994 It was a foolproof plan. 17 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,747 Or was it? The daring break-in. 18 00:02:03,789 --> 00:02:06,917 The first confrontation with the Batman. 19 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:10,087 Conflict. Struggle. 20 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:15,217 A vat of chemicals. A life changed forever. 21 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,887 Former identity, erased. 22 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,349 New persona? The Joker. 23 00:02:21,682 --> 00:02:24,769 Uh-oh. Looks like Ryder's got a surprise guest star. 24 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:29,607 Driven mad by his unlikely transformation, 25 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:34,445 - Joker soon began his reign of terror. - Think Bats saw you, puddy tat? 26 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:38,115 Oh, he did, he did. He'd never miss a show about me. 27 00:02:38,282 --> 00:02:41,952 He's my biggest fan. But just in case... 28 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:55,716 Hey, wait, what's going on here? We're live. 29 00:02:57,009 --> 00:03:00,096 No, I'm live. You're dead. 30 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,141 Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you that what you're seeing 31 00:03:04,308 --> 00:03:08,938 is really no joke. 32 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,481 Help. 33 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,401 Help. 34 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:26,455 Let's show the folks at home what really happened seven years ago. 35 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:30,000 I'll be Batman, you be me. 36 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,811 And they say I'm crazy. 37 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:56,402 Make our old friend feel unwelcome, boys. 38 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,994 Come on, boys, let's grab him. 39 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,404 Let me at him. Let me at him. 40 00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:51,081 What determination. Give that man a cigar. 41 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:04,386 Fireworks make me all tingly inside. 42 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,694 - Robin? - Over here, Batman. 43 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,366 Guess again, kiddo. 44 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:52,977 How about that, Bats? 45 00:05:53,143 --> 00:05:56,313 You broke my face and got seven years of bad luck. 46 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,440 Are you going to try for 14? 47 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:01,735 Or are you going to raise that anchorman out of the ocean? 48 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:34,810 Breaking news! And if you broke it, you have to pay for it. 49 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:38,606 And now the weather. Partly gaga with a 50% chance of schizophrenia. 50 00:06:57,541 --> 00:07:00,669 Feeling pretty good. For a dead guy. 51 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,639 Ahhh! 52 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:18,604 Oh, that was unexpected. I better slow down here, 53 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,856 try to figure out logically what's going on. 54 00:07:22,232 --> 00:07:24,193 Whoa, that hurt. 55 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,403 Okay, we'll come back to that. 56 00:07:33,535 --> 00:07:35,412 Excuse me, lady. I seem to be having 57 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,581 a wee bit of an identity crisis. 58 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,917 Okay, I love you. Bye-bye. Whoo! 59 00:07:41,126 --> 00:07:44,505 It's official. My TVQ's in the toilet. I gotta avenge myself 60 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,341 and pull the plug on the Joker's show. 61 00:07:47,591 --> 00:07:49,218 Ugh! 62 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,053 But first... 63 00:07:58,310 --> 00:07:59,436 Wardrobe. 64 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,487 No. Nope. No. No! 65 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:15,452 It's been done. Any suggestions? 66 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:18,914 - With your coloring, I'd go green. - Gotcha. 67 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:33,387 - What about the boa? Too much? - Not for you, baby. 68 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:37,099 I wanna strike terror into the hearts of criminals. 69 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,184 Cash or plastic? 70 00:08:40,769 --> 00:08:42,813 Plastic. 71 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,023 Ha.Funny. 72 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,825 Sir, something you may find interesting. 73 00:08:54,908 --> 00:08:56,285 Go ahead, Alfred. 74 00:08:56,368 --> 00:09:00,247 The police just received a call about a giggling lemon-yellow maniac 75 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:03,042 trashing a thrift shop. But here's the strange part. 76 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,503 He paid for his purchase with Jack Ryder's credit card. 77 00:09:12,092 --> 00:09:13,260 I can't believe it. 78 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:17,097 The buzz on the street is someone's stealing my routine. 79 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:19,600 Is there no honor among thieves? 80 00:09:25,939 --> 00:09:27,608 Lar. Cur! 81 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,360 [gave them the night off, pudding. 82 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:46,877 Happy Anniversary, Mr. J 83 00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:50,839 You're really swell and okay 84 00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:56,762 It's seven years to the day 85 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:02,226 Take the night off Let's play 86 00:10:03,143 --> 00:10:04,520 Harley. 87 00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:08,565 Wanna try some of my pie? 88 00:10:09,149 --> 00:10:10,317 Harley. 89 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,195 I'm sure you'll want seconds. 90 00:10:13,987 --> 00:10:17,991 Harley, I'm not in the party mood. If you really wanna make me happy... 91 00:10:20,035 --> 00:10:22,663 ...find the plagiarist who's been stealing my act! 92 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:30,087 Ugh! Sweet kid, but a lousy cook. 93 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:48,856 I know you. Last time we met, you were working for, 94 00:10:49,022 --> 00:10:51,024 dramatic pause, the Joker. 95 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:53,402 We don't know nothing about no Joker, creep. 96 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,864 Creep? Creep? I like it. 97 00:10:57,197 --> 00:11:00,784 My new name, the Creep. No, wait. Too negative. 98 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:05,205 I have it! I am... Drum roll, please. 99 00:11:05,747 --> 00:11:07,499 I said, "Drum roll, please!" 100 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,751 - Hey! - I am... 101 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,671 The Creeper! 102 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,470 So tell me. From one sociopath to another, 103 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,805 where is the Joker? 104 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:25,058 His girlfriend's throwing him a party. Invitation only. 105 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,604 Darn it! Left the invite in my other pants. 106 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:33,692 - So, what's the address again? - Oh, don't crash Joker's party. 107 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,736 We're gonna throw our own bash. 108 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:40,741 I spent hours baking that pie. Does he show any appreciation? 109 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,576 No- 110 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,500 - Hey, come here. - Yeah. 111 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:09,728 Hand over Joker. Now. 112 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,356 What about the Joker? 113 00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:23,158 Baby! 114 00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:29,414 Hey, you're the guy swiping Mr. J's act. 115 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,209 Not me. 116 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,296 I'm one of a kind, toots. 117 00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:42,052 - What do you want? - The inside story on the Joker. 118 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,221 Also, your phone number. 119 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,852 - I see you found him. - You'll never take me alive, Batman. 120 00:13:25,178 --> 00:13:26,471 Booga, booga. 121 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:32,352 Ooh. Feisty, kooky. I like her. 122 00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:35,605 That's right, mama. Hurt me. I've been bad. 123 00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:39,568 - Knock it off, creep. - Creep-er. 124 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,196 Well, you are agile. I'll give you that. 125 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:47,242 - And what else will you give me? - Come here and see. 126 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,096 That's one way out of a bad date. 127 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,019 - We have to get him out. - Got a mop? 128 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:23,487 Whoo! I like a girl who plays rough. 129 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,408 - But she just tried to kill you. - You're young, you'll learn. 130 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:34,539 - Who are you? - They call me 131 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,209 yellow-skinned wacky man. 132 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,547 - But I prefer the Creeper. - Call Arkham, quick. 133 00:14:56,728 --> 00:15:00,774 Jilted madman stalks crazy clown girl. Film at 11:00. 134 00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:07,572 Film at 11:00? You don't think... 135 00:15:07,739 --> 00:15:11,118 The chemicals in the vat could have interacted with Joker's laughing gas. 136 00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:12,744 And he had Ryder's credit card. 137 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:17,416 You mean, that's Jack Ryder? The news guy? 138 00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:18,750 What's left of him. 139 00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,880 My love awaits. 140 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,930 Mr. J! Mr. J! 141 00:15:32,889 --> 00:15:35,183 You nearly blew us to Chattahoochee! 142 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:38,145 You gotta save me, pudding. He's after me. 143 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,981 And who, precisely, would that be? 144 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:44,443 Harley, I'm home! 145 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,903 Him! 146 00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:51,491 Wow, it does strike fear into the hearts of criminals. 147 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,453 He's the creep who's stealing your act. 148 00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:59,249 And that's not all, Mr. Happy. I'm stealing your girl, too. 149 00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:04,296 I swear, Mr. J, I didn't encourage him. 150 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:09,092 That's okay, pooh. I know you're a one-man loon. 151 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,388 There's only room for one clown prince in this town. 152 00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:17,559 How would you like an all-expense paid trip to Metropolis? 153 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,311 On Air-Niko? 154 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,771 Which way did he go? 155 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,108 That way. 156 00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:35,869 Aw, sweetie got a boo-boo? 157 00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:42,751 Aw. Creep-o got a concussion? 158 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:45,462 Huh? 159 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:54,221 Stall them, doll face. I'll get the car. 160 00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:03,688 No, thanks. I've had my windows done. 161 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,331 Mr. J, over here. 162 00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,542 Step on it, Harl. 163 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,216 Gangway. 164 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:49,025 I'm hot-wired and in hot pursuit. 165 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,659 Hey, fish in a barrel. 166 00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,430 Creeper, stop the car. Now! 167 00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,198 Wipers. 168 00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:51,254 Oh, boy. Incoming! 169 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:23,662 Bye-bye. 170 00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:31,544 He's a lunatic. 171 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,134 Baby, on you, even garbage looks good. 172 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:39,719 Go away. 173 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,262 Mmm. 174 00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:42,472 Huh? 175 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,853 Sleepy. 176 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,032 So this antidote patch is the only thing between me 177 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,242 and a room at Arkham. 178 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,577 It's temporary. I'll need to make more. 179 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,039 Thanks, but I might as well have dissolved in that vat. 180 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,750 - My career- - BATMAN: Is salvageable. 181 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,462 No one else knows you were the Creeper. 182 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,050 Keep wearing the patch and it'll stay that way. 183 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,646 A little piece of cotton. Hard to believe. 184 00:21:16,983 --> 00:21:18,026 English - SDH 185 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:22,626 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0